Section: «Poems»

Verse (ancient Greek ὁ στίχος — row, structure), a term in versification used in several meanings: artistic speech organized by division into rhythmically commensurate segments; poetry in the narrow sense; in particular, it implies the properties of versification of a particular tradition ("antique verse", "Akhmatova's verse", etc.); a line of poetic text organized according to a certain rhythmic pattern ("My uncle of the most honest rules").
Peanut-Butter Sandwich
I'll sing you a poem of a silly young kingWho played with the world at the end of a string,But he only loved one single thing—And that was just a..
©  Shel Silverstein
Bigtime
Hey dragged up my holly and I pull it to a town for the bigtimeHey rig down the road I tore 'em down I'm a bigtimeI wheeled right in them swinging..
©  Shel Silverstein
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too,Went for a ride in a flying shoe,'Hooray!''What fun!''It's time we flew!'Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me..
©  Shel Silverstein
Hippo's Hope
There once was a hippo who wanted to fly --Fly-hi-dee, try-hi-dee, my-hi-dee-ho.So he sewed him some wings that could flap through the sky..
©  Shel Silverstein
In Search Of Cinderella
From dusk to dawn,From town to town,Without a single clue,I seek the tender, slender footTo fit this crystal shoe.From dusk to dawn,I try it onEach..
©  Shel Silverstein
Sky Seasoning
A piece of skyBroke off and fellThrough the crack in the ceilingRight into my soup,KERPLOP!I really must stateThat I usually hateLentil soup, but I..
©  Shel Silverstein
Your Time's Comin'
I knew that she belonged to someone else at the time,But lonesome-lookin' women are a weakness of mine;And so I bought that stuff about the love he..
©  Shel Silverstein
Cloony The Clown
I'll tell you the story of Cloony the ClownWho worked in a circus that came through town.His shoes were too big and his hat was too small,But he just..
©  Shel Silverstein
Channels
Channel 1's no fun.Channel 2's just news.Channel 3's hard to see.Channel 4 is just a bore.Channel 5 is all jive.Channel 6 needs to be fixed.Channel 7..
©  Shel Silverstein
Strange Restaurant
I said, 'I'll take the T-bone steak.'A soft voice mooed, 'Oh wow.'And I looked up and realizedThe waitress was a cow.I cried, 'Mistake--forget the..
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The Unicorn
A long time ago, when the earth was greenand there was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen,and they run around free while the world was bein'..
©  Shel Silverstein
I Know You Little, I Love You Lots
I know you little, I love you lots,my love for you could fill ten pots,fifteen buckets, sixteen cans,three teacups, and four dishpans.
©  Shel Silverstein
Lazy Jane
LazylazylazylazylazylazyJane.Shewantsadrinkofwatersoshewaitsandwaitsandwaitsandwaitsandwaitsforittorain.
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Danny O'Dare
Danny O'Dare, the dancin' bear,Ran away from the County Fair,Ran right up to my back stairAnd thought he'd do some dancin' there.He started jumpin'..
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Clarence
Clarence Lee from TennesseeLoved the commercials he saw on TV.He watched with wide believing eyesAnd bought everything they advertised --Cream to..
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Something Missing
I remember I put on my socks,I remember I put on my shoes.I remember I put on my tieThat was paintedIn beautiful purples and blues.I remember I put..
©  Shel Silverstein
Messy Room
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!His underwear is hanging on the lamp.His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,And the chair is becoming..
©  Shel Silverstein
Whatif
Last night, while I lay thinking here,some Whatifs crawled inside my earand pranced and partied all night longand sang their same old Whatif..
©  Shel Silverstein
Someday’s Here
Well I've told you someday I'd have a lotta moneyAnd you would see me grinnin' from ear to earLook in my pocket this ain't gabbage that I'm foldin'..
©  Shel Silverstein
Forgotten Language
Once I spoke the language of the flowers,Once I understood each word the caterpillar said,Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings,And..
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Alimony
Alimony alimony I work till my fingers are bloody and boneyMe oh my oh goodness sake I'm paying for my mistakeShe calls it alimony alimony yeah you..
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Judy
The waitress with the orange hair keeps motionin' me to hurry up and leaveI gulp my coffee - burn my mouth - grab up my coat and slippin' outI smear..
©  Shel Silverstein
Dreadful
Someone ate the baby.It's rather sad to say.Someone ate the babySo she won't be out to play.We'll never hear her whiney cryOr have to feel if she is..
©  Shel Silverstein
The Little Boy And The Old Man
Said the little boy, 'Sometimes I drop my spoon.'Said the old man, 'I do that too.'The little boy whispered, 'I wet my pants.''I do that too,'..
©  Shel Silverstein
Anteater
'A genuine anteater,'The pet man told my dad.Turned out, it was an aunt eater,And now my uncle's mad!
©  Shel Silverstein