Section: «Poems»
Verse (ancient Greek ὁ στίχος — row, structure), a term in versification used in several meanings:
artistic speech organized by division into rhythmically commensurate segments; poetry in the narrow sense; in particular, it implies the properties of versification of a particular tradition ("antique verse", "Akhmatova's verse", etc.);
a line of poetic text organized according to a certain rhythmic pattern ("My uncle of the most honest rules").
Journey Of A Cheese Sandwich
His name was Breadhe carried with himButter and Swiss cheese.Bread went and ledsimsalabimthe way into the squeezeof masticators, tuff and strongmoved..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Journey
Silent whispers float on by,wait, and let me hear!Fragrance of warm apple pie,humming bees so near.Spring, your lovely virgin breathsets my heart on..
© Herbert Nehrlich
José's Brassieres
Colchita who had married younglost hubby (though he was not hung) .He had, defying all the lawsabsconded with a thousand brasfrom JC Penney, in the..
© Herbert Nehrlich
John Mclost
John McLame you will have to concede indeedall your hopes have been thrown in the blender,as the country is badly and highly in needyou must tender..
© Herbert Nehrlich
John Howard Must Go
There once was a fellow named Rudd.He was not what you'd call a great stud.But he threw out John Howardwho was proven a cowardthen the people..
© Herbert Nehrlich
John Howard (Haiku)
Howard will lose this,he is truly dishonest.People are stupid.A couple dollarswrapped up in lofty pledges,to feed the ego.A civic dutyto nod and then..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jogger's Peril
The very early hour is the bestfor jogging, keeping up conditionas I was going, sleepily, just trotting westas if I had been chosen for a crucial..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Joe The Plumber
A plumber without plumbing tools,no license from no plumbing schools.Much taxes owed and free of hairbut seeking treatment that is fair.McCain you..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jodkali
Der Mensch ist eigentlich recht dumm,wir Dichter kommen nicht drum rumdenn weiss er nicht wieso, warumnimmt er Jodatum Kalium.Doch heute hat man..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jodilee's Shoe
You, Jodilee, youif you lived in a shoeand I lived in the otherI'd be your big brother.And at night all your laceI would tie just in caseit should..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jet Suction
A fly, the runt of his small litterhad suffered much and was quite bitter.His wings substandard and his legswere stiff and scrawny like clothes..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jesus Snubbed
It had to happen, let me tell you allGod's only son was coming, Monday night.Two bucks admission to the city's Mall,fast foods to still the human..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jesus
The son of God,his only one.They nailed himto the cross.He died for us,for all our sins,his father sacrificedhis son,to whitewash man.Yes, it is..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jerry The Limerick
He has grown, in the clinic, a beardbut the stubbles are rough and much fearedby the soft, peachy skinof both cheeks and her chin,she considers his..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jerry Stumbles
There once lived a fortunate dudey'all know to which dude I allude,should he stumble he wouldgive his all so he couldbe discovered entirely nude.It's..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jerry Is Almost Back
So, I predict that he'll be backhe's currently still on the trackit's steep and features sticks and stones,a challenge for his aching bones.But here..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jerry - In A Dream
He's dancing the Bluesin the Southern sunhe has paid all his duesbut is still on the run.She is holding him tightwith her pectoral tipsunder..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jekyl And Hyde
Doctor Jekyl knew Mrs. Hyde.They went on the very same ride.Only Jekyl returned'cause his colleague was burnedby the flame of belligerent pride.So..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jeesus *
He coughed, there was a fear,spasmodic waves at random times,the threat of death?Then he relaxed,there would be timeso many things to still..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jeesez
It must be Jesus (pious nerd)who sent the message, (something stirred) .What more can man request of Godbut what the meek consider odd?Immerse I..
© Herbert Nehrlich
January Limericks
A surgeon called Stanislav Slaughtertook his blond anorexic young daughterto a pigs' knuckle feast(yes, the pig was deceased)just one taste of the..
© Herbert Nehrlich
James Rex Speaking......
He's a teacher and a preacherand a good-looking creature.I refer (did you gather?)to the man who shuns latherand who won't use a blade,though he'll..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went into townto get some good tobaccoin town they met the town's own clownwho called old Jack a Wacko.Jack said what the f**k are youa..
© Herbert Nehrlich
It's The Sickly Season
Young lady, may I be so boldto steal a kiss to heal my cold?You see, the germs I caught have screwedinside my throat, which is quite rude.Now..
© Herbert Nehrlich
It's Saturday *
I am of a strange mindset,a haze of unhatched thought, ,dragging the bedcovers againthey fall at last, into the usual heapwhile I splash tepid water..
© Herbert Nehrlich