Section: «Poems»
Verse (ancient Greek ὁ στίχος — row, structure), a term in versification used in several meanings:
artistic speech organized by division into rhythmically commensurate segments; poetry in the narrow sense; in particular, it implies the properties of versification of a particular tradition ("antique verse", "Akhmatova's verse", etc.);
a line of poetic text organized according to a certain rhythmic pattern ("My uncle of the most honest rules").
Lobotomy
To treat the people who are freeand make them better yet, indeeda chemical lobotomyis just the tool that we all need.So give them fluoride, tell 'em..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lloyd Likes Poetry -Haiku
Good neighbour Lloyd didsuggest to write a poem'bout defaecation.I told him No, Nosome things are best kept privatehe defaecated.Good taste is..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Little Mutt
Little dog went down the streetto the corner where dogs meetsaid Hello to Saint Bernardspotting him was not too hardhe was super-duper sizebut had..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Little Joe
I had not come to shake the handof one of those disgusting bums.Sleeping in gutters with their paper bagsof cheap Vermouth to lift the spirits.They..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Little Heini
A dipstick likes to rest in oil,air does reside in tyres.All plants are anchored in the soiland flames make up all fires.I ask you, though, why man's..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Little Fibs?
Like a dog with no tailand a house with no doorsand a ship with no saillike a pimp with no whores.Is the man with no heartand a skull without mindsee..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Little Boy
And see the boy,how big he's grownonce like a toyof flesh and bone.Remains a ladat ninety ninea little sadbut he's all mine.
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lists For Dummies
Accountants have their lists of course.They flash them everywhere they go,put names that pay or want to knowwhat all these figures mean for them.I've..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Listening To You
It was the first dayof so manythat I got to touchand keep my handon the sweet softnessof your skin.As hours rushedinto the great unknownyou said you..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Listen, Boy
Those who smoke weedsinhale from seedsomega-6and get their fixplus pave the wayto their dismay(unless they cease) .....for new disease.And some will..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lipstick
A member claiming smarts and skillwhile locked in battle, will 'gainst will,reveals himself a dilettantemisspelling (really!) sycophant.Don't you..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lips, Ships
If I could taste your lipsI would not have to fretand dream about strange shipsthat passed at night the minute that we met.
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lips
'Your lips are huge',he said, and salivated,'I wonder if I could....',it wasn't until laterwhen I had substituteda more descriptive wordthat they..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lipitor
When he puts you on Lipitoryour days will be not numbered,regardless what you take it foryour heart will be encumbered.Your joints will ache and fall..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lip Enhancement
I saw you read those magazines,the story on the lips that could be madeinto something better, as they saidforever kissable, through man made..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lingual Salad
Schon morgens hab' ich grosse Lustauf eine schoene, weiche Brust.Als ich vor Jahren Deine Bruestemit Inbrunst, doch im Dunkeln kuesste,verlor ich die..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lingering Fire (Haiku)
And the nectar flowedmixing with his mayonnaisespicy polonaise.Sticking to fingersfor eager tongues to savourthe fire lingers.
© Herbert Nehrlich
Lines I Traced
You liked it when I traced the linesfirst those that spread away,from luscious lips to molar territory,then goose bumps rose at oncealong the..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Limericks Today**
A Leopard is really a cat,and a cat is not usually fateven elephant shotswill not alter his spots.Though no spots can be found on his hat.An old..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Limericks June '07
I once met a pompous asshe was Wehrmacht and one of the brass.And I gladly confessin the Waffen SSall the brass liked to pass lots of gas.Led by..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Limericks For Ted S.
In her winter of discontentshe could sense where her destiny went.She tatooed on her skina mad Kraut with a grinand inside they installed a big..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Limericks For 2008
There once was a Festival Hall,they would dance there and have a great ball.Came a pitiful jerkhad been fired as clerkhe was pimply and not very..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Limericks 23-07-08
A priest who was truly asexual,widely known as an intellectual,had the smarts and the looksand a house full of books.But he turned out a homosexual.A..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Limericks ***************
In their winter of discontent,he would sleep on the lawn in a tentwhile the lady receiveda most rubbery sleevedlittle plug, and it wasn't a..
© Herbert Nehrlich
Limericks - A Few More
A cadet named Hieronymous Searswent to town but found nothing but queers.At a weight-watch caféhe could not even sayif they wiggled their fronts or..
© Herbert Nehrlich