Section: «Poems»

Verse (ancient Greek ὁ στίχος — row, structure), a term in versification used in several meanings: artistic speech organized by division into rhythmically commensurate segments; poetry in the narrow sense; in particular, it implies the properties of versification of a particular tradition ("antique verse", "Akhmatova's verse", etc.); a line of poetic text organized according to a certain rhythmic pattern ("My uncle of the most honest rules").
Spiderman
She'd called him Spiderman.He was, that much is true, a spider.He did delight in catching fliesin home-made nets, he also ateany who were too dumb to..
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Spider Gus
A spider lived in our shower.I named him Gus, he was a perv,would hang there hour after hour,quite motionless, with steely nerve.His eyes lit up when..
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Sperm Tales
It was my olfactorythat first alerted me,a subtle breeze carriedwhat is really indescribable,but it settled on me,covering my skin with..
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Spent
The scent now lingered strong,as silence claimed their space,all spent, a flaccid schlongstill undisputed ace.Like freshly fallen snowwhite flakes..
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Spelling Skills
The teacher said,if I WERE to, today,or perhaps tomorrow,create a poem aboutthe necessity ofwhat some have calledspellchecking.....I would try..
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Speeding? Not Me, Officer!
'But Officer, you surely are mistaken.Perhaps it is your gadget getting old.I never speed or break the law, you're makingan error of good judgment..
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Sparrow
Said the ego-driven sparrow,'dear your portal is too narrow,how can someone well-endowedfit inside this tiny shroud? 'Said the female 'Just what is..
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Spark Of Death
At birth there is a fleeting sparkthat signals hasty flight from dark.Throughout our lives we never shedthat link which binds us to the dead.Each..
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Spares
The sexes - always one is in the saddledo live together, but occasionally battle,we humans are no different than cattle,so let me tell you now the..
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Southern Comfort
In Mississippi, on a bus.It was the heat of summer.A white man stood, began to cuss,he said: 'This is a bummer.''There's black and white in our..
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Soothers
Much soothingleading tosmoothing anyrough spotstouch-me-notsso manyhave missedin vain hopeto be kissed.It's the moonnot the sunthat is sendingall..
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Sonnenuntergang
Und wenn meine Sonnedie mich, mit ihren Strahlengewaermt hat, und mir stets,in all den wilden Jahren,den Weg gezeigt.Wenn sie zum letzten Malam..
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Somnambulism
I wake up in the night,and wander down the hall.And, due to darkness,'merde', I stub my toeand let the sleepers know.'It's all the fault of..
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Something Practical For Valentine
There sits, atop a cherry treea bird that badly needs to pee.He's eaten cherries to his filland now is bloated, feeling ill.Bird guts turn cherries..
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Some Limericks
In the village there lived a strange hound,he would always just wander around.When he sniffed other crittershe would suffer the jittersand you soon..
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Solitary With Mushrooms
Solitary in the electric chair,she called it that, it hada tiny motor inside its stuffingwhich was quite capableof overwhelming, vibratoryand humming..
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Soft Jaws - How To Beat Bmi
Down on their kneesthey were, and triedat varying degreesand on the sideas well as upside downand from behind,it was no use, a frownappeared to have..
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Socks
Today is the day goddammit.Not just another Mondaywith all its pressures and urgesand society commitments andthe ah so expected lousy weather.No, I..
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Social Limerick
He was known as the local Brownbagger,in his belt he had hidden a dagger.As an industry repbribing was a small stepand the common folks surely would..
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Soccer
I always have liked soccer.Such a rough game.Such skills required.And popular.Hometown watching,on Sunday morning.When one day,I found that I..
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Soap Opera
She played the leading rolein a soap opera called 'Days Of Love'.It later turned, by popular demandinto a porno film and she decidedon her own and as..
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Soap Bubbles
They were tiny, these bubbles,he'd called them infinitesimal,though just to show some class,soap tends to move with grace,this was what drew his..
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So, What Do You Like About Me?
'And as I wrote you in my letter,I always liked the left one better.Not that the difference was greatat rest or in their boastful state.You say that..
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So, He's A Poet!
A poet is a fragile ghostGod gave a paperbark as skin.though he excels, when as a hosthe draws your innards slowly in.And like a river's undertowthe..
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So, God Can, Indeed, Be Kind
God blinked that daynot once, but twice.He tires easily these daysof watching all his sheepas they meander throughthe green green grass of home.It's..
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